The Toddler Survival Guide
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PRODUCT OVERVIEW
- ISBN 9780760352199
- Categories 3rd Qt, AUG24_1, BX, BXOS, Family and Relationship, H/C, New Arrivals OS, NF FAM, Non-Fiction, Parenting, SELECT+, SELECTX
- Author(s) Mike Spohr
- Publisher Voyageur Press
- Pages 192
- Format Hardcover
- Dimensions 12.7cm x 0cm x 20.3cm
- Weight 0.431 kg
product description
Get the baby gates, lock the cupboards, and load up Elmo's Song, toddlers are on the loose. The Toddler Survival Guide is here to get you to the other side.
Toddlers and zombies both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and--upon entering your life--leave you frazzled, on edge, and deeply sleep deprived.
The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide (and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who have studied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat, the book will cover survival skills including how you can outfit your home to outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you can subdue an angry toddler ("Elmo's Song," mac
