PRODUCT OVERVIEW
- ISBN 9780091959944
- Categories BX, BXOS, Entertainment, H/C, Humour, NF HUM, Non-Fiction, Non-Fiction: Lifestyle, RM 10 - RM 19.99
- Author(s) Harris, David
- Publisher Ebury Press
- Pages 144
- Format Hardcover
- Dimensions 19.0cm x 1.5cm x 13.4cm
- Weight 0.2 kg
product description
Life doesn't come with an instruction manual. But if it did, and if that manual was cobbled together in five minutes by a drunken idiot-genius, then it might look something like these crowd-sourced tips and ill-thought-out ideas. Covering everything from how best to turn your cat into a fearsome stegosaurus to pre-empting jellyfish stings, this book presents the wealth of knowledge gleaned from the dusty vaults of twitter's hugely popular @TwopTwips.
From the profane to the ridiculous, these laugh-at-loud nuggets of advice, with absurd and informative illustrations, will change your life in a hugely insignificant way.
Tips include:
BORED of a friend's text messages? Reply with 'unsubscribe' and they'll get the hint.
SPICE up a boring salad by replacing the vegetables with bacon and placing between two slices of bread.
STOP your dog from pulling on its lead by walking a bit faster.
PREPARE your children for office life by acting awkwardly around them in the kitchen.
AVOID the hassle and expense of hair straighteners by not eating your crusts.